Daughter: Dad im a lesbian
Dad: Ok its cool
2nd daughter: Im also a lesbian
Dad: Christ! Doesn't any1 in this family love dick?
Son: I do!
07 December 2011
LoL for the day
After having failed his exam in "Logic", Kevin goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Kevin: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?
Professor: Surely I must, otherwise I would not be a professor!
Kevin: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam.
Professor: Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?
Kevin: What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give Kevin an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Still puzzled, the professor later calls on his best student in his class, Jonny, and asks him the same question.
Jonny immediately answers, "Sir, you see, you are 65 years old and married to a 25 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical."
The professor fainted
Kevin: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?
Professor: Surely I must, otherwise I would not be a professor!
Kevin: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam.
Professor: Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?
Kevin: What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give Kevin an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Still puzzled, the professor later calls on his best student in his class, Jonny, and asks him the same question.
Jonny immediately answers, "Sir, you see, you are 65 years old and married to a 25 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical."
The professor fainted
01 December 2011
Sonnet cxvi
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
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