Education

So I have a test today at 7 and studying seems to be the most impossible thing to do right now. I've tried, made plans and all, I just never see them through. So I was just wondering how the hell I'm gonna get through 10 Chapters in less than 7 chapters, understanding everything.

Sometimes I feel the need to speak to God cause I know I cant do anything by myself. But I haven't prayed in a while, I've been sad an distorted so I don't know how to get back into that Christlike grind. I really wanna read my bible and pray about everything but my brain just has some mental block that I cant figure out nje.

I just hope this doesn't go on for a while cause I cant handle it!

Lets hope for better days and Lets pray that we use our talents in the best ways ever!

Funniest Email for Today

A friend sent me this email, I just thought it was the funniest thing ever. Its amazing how death can be hilarious during the saddest time!

Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has 17children.......Soon
after the last child is born, her husband dies.....A few weeks later she
remarried, and over the following years has another 22 children with her
second husband......After the last child is born her second husband also
dies......Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for the third
time.......Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies. At her funeral the
priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, he looks up to
heaven and says:
"At last they are finally together".
A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean
Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
The priest replied "I...I.......I.....I..........I mean her legs!!!!!

I'm Just Saying

Why is it that guys always want to ask “US” out when “WE” are seeing someone or when “WE” are making plans to be with somebody else?

I feel guys must just get on with it... If you want a girl… or think you are gonna want her… just do it… ask her out in time… I don't know if its automatic or a signal of some sort or maybe if its only me, but guys tend to ask us out when we’re in a relationship... They leave you half of the time when you are single, and go for you when your “vacancies” are closer to the due date, or when the applications are due or have simply passed...

I don't know.. I'm just saying...

Why? Is it maybe because I'm glowing and very happy? Or is it that I suddenly don't seem interested in you anymore? I'm really confused... I would really like it if some guys would set my mind free... Maybe this might make me understand and try avoiding such situations on future...
Its just not fair... I think… to the females that now have to make the decision of who they like the most… Or who is the better option… If yall took turns in asking us out in time… proper timing… we would have no problem being with you all, JOKING… but ja man… TIMING just sucks neh?

Ay I don’t know… i'M JUST SAYING....
Well... I'm married but its advice I can take and pass it on to the needy!!!

Kanye West - All Of The Lights ft. Rihanna, Kid Cudi

Out With The Old - In With The New

So strange how society works,
You meet new people and as time goes on, you forget about the old and get with the new...
Then they piss you off, they try to get with you or they simply become boring, then you do what?
OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW!!!!

I think it’s very distressing, ‘cause all those people you let go off, helped craft you the person you are today but worse part is that you can show nothing for it....
I remember there was a time in my life, when I met a “Greyhound's” load of interesting people and at the end of my trip, when I return home, I could hardly remember their names, let alone their faces...

Is it Technology maybe? yeah... or is it because we don't play “mgusha” anymore, have “street fights” and “cook in tins” anymore, or is this how life is channelled to end? Long lasting relationships are but a fairy dream and memorable moments are made to punish us?

I truly had good times once in a lifetime, with people, for some reason, can remember the joy of the memory but not the image that came with it...

Have you ever woke up in the morning after a fabulous night with your people but for some reason, it just doesn't compare to the memory you shared as a child once? I'm feeling overwhelmed... where did my people go? Does this mean I'm gonna lose the ones I have now? Are my Kumnci’s, Kings and Rhodies gonna be part of yet another memory I once experienced?
I'm starting to fear the future because of its success at a diminishing rate... What happened to the Social Benefit? All the good and finer things in life...?

I realise that after meeting new people, you start to forget the old ones, and no matter how hard you try to keep the connection, the forces of nature, where geography or anatomy, just keeps pulling you back... excessively apart and ending up with no trace of one another...

To all my present mates, I apologies in advance if nature chooses take its cause, but do know that you played a very magnificent part in making me the Dianne I am to become....

this is sad, so I'ma just hold it and hang it right there!!

The Difference...

A Holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.
In the middle of the room was a large round table..
In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew,
which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.
They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.
But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.
The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.
The holy man said, 'I don't understand.
'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill.
You see, they have learned to feed each other.
The greedy think only of themselves.'
When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you.

Dear Jack

27 February 2011 4:44am

I wanted to write a rhyme for you but it just became too deep for me so I had to stop...
I just want to thank you for the person you introduced yourself to me as, I probably don't know you that well at all, but I know you through our experiences and that’s enough for me.

Happy growth day cause we both know that you are way ahead of your time… You are on some wisdom level now lol. I'm never appreciative towards you but I do appreciate you in my system. I sometimes sit and wonder how God decided to make you the way you are. I live my life thinking, if so and so was just like Jack my life would be that special. I've never met a guy who cares and you can feel the love and care, even though you haven't seen him in ages.

I think God sat there and wrote a song and you were made. You bring melody into my life. I can never think about you and music not be the result. I think you are Moledi for a reason and your name has followed you on some other un-understandable way. You are comfort. You are care. You are love. You are character. You are music to my ears.

Lol, I feel like I’m writing a love letter to you lol or if someone read this, they’ll be on some, “she is totally sprung” lol… You are amazing lol, I don’t even know how to turn you into words. I feel like you are bloody important to me, like no, like seriously, you are important to me. I mean, who else would try to reason with a person who is crying for nothing nje just cause they are drunk? Who else puts the world on pause cause "Dee is not on the bus"? Who listens to a crazy girl talk rubbish forever?

I have never met a guy who is so content and that’s just motivating nje futhi mxm, I’ve never met anyone like you!

I feel like I met you at the right time and you became my hunbun and that was enough for me. I look up to you, not because you strive to dress like you have a shop opened up just for you or because you raid your own status updates but because you make me laugh at random things that normal people wouldn't laugh at.

You introduced me to the concept of "Freedom through being Me". I look at you and I probably think we are drifting but I don't mind because in my heart, I carry you wherever I go. I carry you in my spirit cause I know no one will find you and I pull you out like a prized possession (of which you are) and I polish you in public then place you safely where you belong.

You make me happy in the heart like good music and to me, that’s what the gift of life is. You are the epitome of what we refer to as a fantastic friend... one in a million and no gift, speech or party will ever express my appreciation of you.
I love you like an Indiana Qi!

And before I go on and on and on and on... I'll just say,
You are a halla halla typo situation!


Happy Birthday and may God bless you accordingly and beyond your expectations