1. True love happens once in a life time < Bacon can happen 7 times a day, if you want it to.
2. Bacon you can keep in the fridge > True love you cannot.
3. Love is fleeting, < but bacon stays in your arteries forever.



4. Bacon will always be there for you.
5. Bacon won't divorce you over a little misunderstanding.
6. Bacon does not nag or complain.

LOL this Just made my whole day, I love it when people think like me but they somehow have a betttter way of portraying my inner thoughts