LoL for the day...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps frantically and announces,
“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough
to make me feel like a woman?”

A man Boldly stands up, removes his shirt and says
“here, iron this!!!”

When You Meet My Friend

Dear Lover

I want you to meet my friend cause I think she is amazing, I think you'll like her...
When you meet my friend, don't let go of my hand cause when you touch her as you give her a hand shake, I'm afraid you will feel a connection that that will move you away from me....
You see my friend is like music...
She can paralyse you from the centre of your being, she can rescript your life without permission, and retell it to the whole world in a way that you couldn't even imagine!
My friend is the drug of life, too cool to leave, while she slowly screws with your life, but you still wont leave cause your whole life will revolve around her... she will become your axis indeed the nucleus of your being

Dear lover of mine I think I don't want you to meet my friend cause when you meet her you will love her
You will love her so much, you wont even bother
You wont even bother yourself with me cause she'll make you feel free...
So free that you will feel her careless rhythm from that handshake that I dread so much, so free that you truly wont ever want to be with me

When you meet my friend, you'll think you have met the one
And you'll feel I'm this gateway but as for you and me, none.
My friend will penetrate through to the end, the circumference of your mind
She’ll leave you in a state forcing you to come to me, yes to confide in me...
When she leaves you will bleed, because she sunk her claws too deep,
Controlling your blood stream, yes, when she leaves you will be bleak cause you have found the woman of your dreams
This is deep, you wont be able to breathe...
My lover this is a hard case of nihilism...
Experiencing body mind and soul discomposure, things untold, nature that you are unable to fathom

Dear lover, shortly you meet my friend you will hate me
You will hate me cause you don't know how to love her
Nature will seem abnormal cause you don't see her as one or the other
you will hate the world for the guideless romance
apprehension, ambiguous confusion, hesitation, the order of your self title dissertation
She will leave you heartless and miserable, but most of all, she will leave you questioning why you let go of my hand
And again you hate me...
Hate me cause it was I who led you to her
Cause I restructured her and made her what once was to you...
Oh but you will hate me cause you will soon learn that she is me...
Dear lover, forever you will hate me cause I carried you, mind body and soul, hand in hand, to the beginning of the end!

#D-NO

Model Of The WEEK

Ryland Ellison WOW!!!

I still say he is one of the hottest guys I've ever laid eyes on... WOW! Masterpiece!!

Walls of Motivation

Recently motivation seems to be overpowered by fatigue, stress, habit, curiosity and anxiety, and any means seem insufficient to bring back the youthful, enthusiastic and energized being in me and a few of my close friends.

So I decided to use another form of "fightback" tool that has always been available, I just thought I was too "good" too "cool" to try. I must say, my first session of THERAPY seemed to be just what I needed. Sometimes speaking to a total stranger is just what we need. Strangers are often impartial and can thus give you a new perspective or new way of looking at a things. Sometimes we are too far to even try and comeback to our old self, so new methods of healing need to be attempted. Hey... look at me? who would have thought that I would actually go through with the whole shrink thing??? I wanna help others through helping myself, so this to me is my first step in gaining and understanding the wisdom that comes from God, wisdom that allows me to breakdown self destructive ways of living my life, and wisdom to simply aid and guide me in the right direction, breaking down walls that keep me from being a peace loving and happy person.

The funny thing about walls is that most of the time, we build walls thinking we are protecting ourselves from the world, pain, disillusionment and other hurtful things. But my understanding and experiences have led me into seeing things differently. We often don't realise it but often

walls built to shut out the rest of the world could easily suffocate you when life gets too rough

. The best part about walls is that you can easily break them down if you have the right equipment at your service, but unfortunately, most of us don't have that kind of luxury lying around.

Real friends are very important during time of need, I'm glad that God has blessed me with all sorts of crazy friends that can be there for me given any life circumstance. But not forgetting that God himself is a friend and and a father at the same time, able to take good care of us in times of need. The mercy of God travels with all of us everywhere we go, and if we get weary along the way, God pulls through for us.

All in all, what I'm saying is, make real friends, not simple acquaintances you cant rely on, true friends are a blessing from God and they will be able to stand by you whenever you need strength to go on with your life. Motivation is a simple activation in the mind, often hidden in deep thought, plans, values, skill and in most cases, pain. If you fail to self-motivate, make sure you go back to the owner of your being and ask him to press reset.


Peace & Lovely Things

In The Morning

So Joy comes in the morning...

I love the sun, it brings an incredible smile to my face, a feeling that I have never been able to explain to people.

I'm very hands on with nature, I gain most of my understanding from it, but it always leaves me with many questions but the sun somehow keeps me smiling...
Here's my young analogy about The wind, the water and the sun. This thought was inspired by the tornado that hit the Eastrand days ago...




...You know what excites me about these pictures, not that people's property being destroyed makes me happy and excited but I love the art in the pictures... If you look at the pics with the Tornado only, you can see a beautiful but heartbreaking picture in the sky, like a struggle of some sort in nature, within itself. Everytime I think of a tornado, I see the water and the wind fighting and the wind is very forceful and doesn't mind taking everyone down with it... then before the wind thinks it has destroyed everything, The joy of the sun brings a smile so bright that peace flows through and through us... Look at the pictures of the Tornado again... see the sun making an appearance... hmmm...


The Sun is my hero... it keeps on shining no matter what... covered by bad weather or not, it still managers to bring brightness in the morning, the joy that travels in my heart...


Oh the other hand, I really hope everyone will be fine and that they will take this as a reminder of the coming of the Lord... Matthew 24... :)

Colour Block!!!

My latest fashion craze started a few months back when I realised that I cant flock with birds of another kind of feather. All my friends at Rhodes are fashion crazy and I've always been content with being "comfortable" and "not trying too hard" to look good. But lately, I draw strength and comfort from looking good. Wise people always say

"If you look good, you feel good"

and I totally relate. Comfort and beauty are a tag team unbeatable, not even by a bad day.

The colour blocking trend is the best thing ever, simply because I've always been a fan of man that aren't afraid to experiment with colour. Its a simple trend to follow and can be recreated from all the simple but colourful outfits you have in your closet. I'm going to enjoy 2011 Spring/Summer because of my new interest in clothes and simply looking and feeling good. Looking good is the current trend, future trend and undying style.

Its all about short, floral and colourful dresses, pants, skirts, or simple plain straight coloured shirts, blazers, pants... Here are a few pics of friends colour blocking and looking Dope...

Love

Love hey? Too complex.... I cant even blog about it cause its too much for my mind to digest at once, but I will just quote the lyrics to my favourite love song by Buju Bantan - Wanna Be Loved

Chorus

Wanna be loved
Not for who you think I am
Nor what you want me to be
Could you love me for me?
Real love, with no strings attached
I wanna give you me heart
Don't want to take it back
This is my chat-cho

Been searching for a long long time
For that oh-so-true love
To comfort this heart of mine
No pretense stop wasting my time
A virtuous woman is really hard to find
I'm telling you lady
I'm only human, not looking for impossibility
Just a genuine woman with sincerity
Someone who is always near to hold me
Show me you care, up front and boldly
Don't shun my feelings, all the positive meanings
Love me morning, noon all seasons

Chorus

Well every hoe have it's stick in a bush
What happen to me...she must be somewhere out there
Now where could she be?
Caught up passionately in a love rhapsody
I'm like waiting on some honey
But there ain't no queen bee
Everybody's laughing
Some say I'm silly
No infatuation, no love fantasy
Woman you lead my life on a string
I can't tale the on and off thing
I'm oh so lonely inside so I sing

Chorus

I would spend my nights at home
But if it means contention
I'd rather be alone
Tell the service man cut the phones
Lock all communication
If there's no light within my day
I'd rather stay in isolation
For that special someone a lifetime I'll wait
I know that I'll be okay
Cross my heart, every day I live I pray
And I know she'll come my way
Night and day for this woman I pray